Latte Art Is the New Graffiti

As if to show their appreciation for the no-limit Starbucks gift cards given to them by Governor Hochul, migrants housed in NYC have begun to adorn public buildings with dazzling representations of latte art.

Not everyone is impressed, especially BLM members.

“Them refried niggas comin’ up here takin’ our buildings.”

You Can’t Satirize This Shit, #10

“Trudeau to install tampon dispensers–in MEN’S bathrooms”

Justin Trudeau’s latest brainstorm: supply all bathrooms in federal public service departments, crown corporations, banks, airports, and train yards with menstrual products ‘regardless of their marked genders.’

These free products are taxpayer-funded.

Critics say thar men will bring them home to female partners.

Tapping Out

She jabs her index finger at an app like she’s poking someone in the chest while she’s making a point in an argument.

He lays his finger on an app gently, diffidently, as though he’s sorry to have to be the one who wakes it.

Can this marriage be saved?

OMG There’s a Patron Saint of Shorthand ISYN

If you’re STD (sick to death) of people who splatter their “writing” with SFS (stupid fucking shorthand), you can thank Saint Cassian of Imola, the OPS (official patron saint) of shorthand. Cassian, who lived in the fourth century CE (common era), was a schoolmaster at Imola in north-central Italy. He also moonlighted as the Bishop of Brescia, ICYDK, which sure beat moonlighting at the local donkey wash.

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Postmodernism, n

Postmodern philosophy is the mycelium from which the toxic fungi of skepticism, sarcasm, deconstructionism, ironic politeness, and self-aware apologies emerge.

These are nourished by a distrust of grand narratives and a single-minded pursuit of power in human interactions.

Postmodernism has also been described as modernism with the cheerfulness taken out.