Sunday, April 19, 2026
Flash

What Became of Jesus’ Foreskin?

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Quis scit? Foreskin relics appeared in numerous churches during the Middle Ages, sometimes simultaneously.

The Vatican eventually forbade anyone from discussing circumcision and removed its feast day from the church calendar. Nonetheless, a foreskin relic was stolen in Italy in 1984. Another was deemed fraudulent on Cash in the Attic.

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