Is Thomas the Tank Engine a Sexual Predator

TThomas the Tank Engine has been sued for workplace misconduct by Lady Jane Hatt, who claims Thomas kept rolling up far too close, revving his engine in a way no HR manual has ever approved. She further alleges he left a suspicious line of grease on a Coke can, which she insists was “the last straw.”
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