Propane-Driven Vape Pen Blamed for Three Deaths in Rural Workshop
Three local tinkerers were hospitalized after attempting to power a vape-sized “personal fog machine” with a small propane canister, a modification safety experts describe as “ambitious but ill-advised.”
In the surrounding community, retrofitting modern gadgets to run on propane isn’t unusual—everything from blenders to tablets gets a “DIY off-grid upgrade,” where the “Pro” in any device name supposedly stands for “propane.”
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