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Who celebrates National Cupcake Day? Or National Registered Nurses Day? National Take Your Kid to Work Day? We skip the cupcakes and the carpool drama. Instead, we honor the truly unhinged holidays that nobody else does.

What Would Nietzsche Do?

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Flash Is Where It's At

Most articles, books, movies, TV shows, and foreplay are twice as long as they need to be. Therefore, Women & Children Last (WCL) is devoted to promoting flash fiction.

If you ask ten different people what flash fiction is, you'll get twelve different answers. At WCL all our pieces are 50 words: full stop. Anything longer is longer than it needs to be.

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Sites for Sore Eyes

Discordianism--the one religion to have if you're having more than one—or or if you're having none at all.

High Times--wanna know what Super Silver Haze is going for near you? Wanna plow your way through a growing heap of trendy, female-empowered, social warrior nonsense to find out?

The Buck-It List

Ten Things You Should Quit Doing While Not Going Gently into That Good Night

  1. Organized religion
  2. Voting
  3. Seat belts
  4. Making sure your zipper's up
  5. Paying for music, books, and movies
  6. Wearing that lame gray beard
  7. (Urinating) indoors all the time
  8. Apologizing to anyone younger than you
  9. Stupid old-fart hats
10. Bathing or showering regularly

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