Latte Art Is the New Graffiti

As if to show their appreciation for the no-limit Starbucks gift cards given to them by Governor Hochul, migrants housed in NYC have begun to adorn public buildings with dazzling representations of latte art.

Not everyone is impressed, especially BLM members.

“Them refried niggas comin’ up here takin’ our buildings.”

Tapping Out

She jabs her index finger at an app like she’s poking someone in the chest while she’s making a point in an argument.

He lays his finger on an app gently, diffidently, as though he’s sorry to have to be the one who wakes it.

Can this marriage be saved?

Dead On Arrival

Jeffrey, trying not to make any noise,  stumbled into the sofa in the darkened living room.

Suddenly a small dog started barking.

“Wait,” he thought, “we don’t have a fucking dog.”

Then a light and a woman facing him with a gun.

“Wait,” he thought, “That is not my wife.”

When in Iowa

A small community in Iowa was outraged when two of its prominent members were “outed” in a revenge porn video. Their faces were blurry and only their first initials had been printed, still their neighbors retaliated by posting copycat videos of themselves and their dogs engaging in the same act.