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Liberals have a unique talent for feeling guilty even when nothing has actually happened. They dream of updating the national anthem to something more uplifting and routinely support every new cause that trends before breakfast. Their fashion sense, meanwhile, remains a mysterious blend of confidence and questionable hair decisions.
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