Catholics Pitifully Ignorant about Choirs of Angels
According to the Vatican Times, only 3% know there are nine Choirs of Angels. Just 1% can distinguish between Seraphim and Cherubim. Virtually no one knows that lower Choirs need the Thrones to access God.
“Honestly, compared to some belief systems out there, this is downright straightforward,” said one communicant at St. John the Beheaded Church.
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