Catholics Pitifully Ignorant about Choirs of Angels

According to the Vatican Times, only 3% know there are nine Choirs of Angels. Just 1% can distinguish between Seraphim and Cherubim. Virtually no one knows that lower Choirs of Angels need the Thrones to access God.

“Scientology isn’t any weirder,” said one communicant at St. John the Beheaded Church.