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child-free, adj

By philmaggittiDefinitionsMay 30, 2024October 17, 2024
a child about five years old throwing a fit in a supermarket aisle

The preferred term for people who do not have children. Being child-free means never having to deal with stinking diapers, temper tantrums, smart-ass teenagers, or paying for college.

It means sleeping in on weekends, having uninterrupted conversations, and sex without making an appointment. Let’s spark a blunt to child-free living!

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