National Ask Nietzsche Day

The impact of Friedrich Nietzsche on our times ist überwältigend, so überwältigend, in fact, that it often seems as if there is more than one Nietzsche; and according to The New Yorker, which never settles for one when many will do, there are neun Nietzsche: French, American, pragmatic, analytic, feminist, gay, black, environmentalist, and proto-fascist. What da fuck?!? No trans Nietzsche … and more importantly, no Rat Kolumnist Neitzsche?

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Pop Goes the Dinner

A housewife tired of cooking for her large family without any thanks, opened a pop-up restaurant in the family’s garage. It became so popular that her husband and children had to wait online to get their meals.

“That’ll teach them to be on time for dinner,” she laughed to herself.

You Can’t Satirize This Shit, #6

“A Francisco Prostitute Says He Killed Victim Who Realized He Is Transgender and Wanted Refund”

Leion Butler, 20, killed Hamza Walupupu, 32, after Walupupu had discovered Butler was transgender and wanted a refund following Mr. Butler’s oral ministrations..

Butler’s mother helped clean Walupupu’s vehicle and get rid of his belongings

Pretty Is As Pretty Does

Flush with anticipation, Vicky opened the door to greet her date, whom  a friend had set her up with.

There stood one pitiful, butt-ugly man.

Chiding herself for being disappointed and shallow, Vicky determined to make the most of the evening,  only to discover he had a personality to match.