Latte Art Is the New Graffiti

As if to show their appreciation for the no-limit Starbucks gift cards given to them by Governor Hochul, migrants housed in NYC have begun to adorn public buildings with dazzling representations of latte art.

Not everyone is impressed, especially BLM members.

“Them refried niggas comin’ up here takin’ our buildings.”

National Old White Man App Day

Apple and Google are locked in a hair-pulling, eye-gouging, nut-smacking contest to see who can get to market first with a significant upgrade for the Old White Man (OWM) app, which was originally patterned after Grindr, a popular app that helps gay men to locate other gay men who are close enough to shake a dick at—or at least within a fifteen-mile radius.

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BLM Blasts White Avatars

BLM’s D’Aryll Scott-Jones has called for a boycott of all websites “that allow white supremacists to hide behind blank avatars that “allow crackers to spew their venom while hiding in plain sight. They also allow racists to signal other racists. All they are missing is a white sheet and hood.”

BLM Activist Declares Gravity Is Racist

poster about gravity

BLM activist Jaleel X. Johnson-kendi, claims that gravity is a “white, heteronormative, non-cis-gender-affirming construct that disproportionally affects black people, especially young black men who don’t wear belts, “another symbol of the white man’s oppression.”

Gravity now joins math, lawns, classical music, saddle shoes, and being on time as “racist constructs.”