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These will include a cell phone blocker that can be set to activate whenever a cell phone rings within 50 feet; a prostate checker that sends a warning text whenever a prostate reading is elevated; a digital coupon good for Read More
Double Olympic champion Caster Semenya, 32, claims to be a woman, despite having been born without a uterus. “At the end of the day,” Semenya said, “I do not care about being born without a uterus, being born with internal testicles—those don’t make me Read More
This year’s inductees are: Kate Bush, dour folkie singer-songwriter.Sheryl Crow, “5th Greatest Alternative Artist of all time” (Billboard).Missy Elliott, cranky, overbearing, rapper with a PhD in intimidating timid listeners.George Michael, legitWillie Nelson, WTF?!?!Rage Against the Machine, a band that blends Read More
People tie yellow ribbons around your old oak tree–but you aren’t missing. Objects in your rear view mirror are going faster than they appear to be. Your computer keeps changing your passwords. Telemarketers hang up on you when you answer Read More
Author Rowan Knox, FKA Amanda Jette Knox, announced that he is now a trans man. Knox had previously made headlines after his wife, who had been his husband for 19 years, came out as a trans woman The couple are Read More
Whenever Louis and his wife sat on their balcony and smoke rings floated up from the balcony below, his wife “remembered” she had errands to run. Louis suspected that “where there was smoke,” so one day when the rings appeared, he raced into Read More
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Love Actually, the Christmas classic, has been remade into a more diverse, equitable. and , and inclusive film. Called Kawanzaa Actually, the remake features LGBTQIA++ folks and people of color.
Quis scit? Foreskin relics appeared in numerous churches during the Middle Ages, sometimes simultaneously. The Vatican eventually forbade anyone from discussing circumcision and removed its feast day from the church calendar. Nonetheless, a foreskin relic was stolen in Italy in Read More
As anybody with a classical education knows, decimate does not mean to crush, annihilate, destroy, wipe out, or knock your opponent’s dick in the dirt. In Latin, from whence it sprang, Skippy, it means “to kill one in every ten Read More