Lawyer Says Stuffed Animal Seduced His Client

Leonard Smith, discovered in a parked van sharing “an inappropriate moment” with a plush poodle, plans to sue the toy’s manufacturer. His attorney argues the lifelike dog lacked a warning label. Smith claims the realism was “misleading,” causing what he now describes as “a spectacular lapse in judgment.”
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