Monday, January 19, 2026
Flash

AA Releases Flash Version of 12 Steps Program

I am a mess, and the universe is allegedly in charge. Fine. I will toss the ball back in its cosmic court and review the long list of ways I have stepped on my own toes. I clearly need a factory reset. After that, I will consider apologizing to anyone I have inconvenienced—assuming no one gets hurt in the process.

⚠️ Satire lives here. If you came looking for facts, bring your own.
If you came looking for medical, spiritual, or legal advice, try prayer.