Lyle Lovett to the Rescue?

cartoon image of singer Lyle Lovett

“That’s the difference between god and me,” Barney tried.

She didn’t react.

“Now if I were Roy Rogers, I’d sure enough be single.”

Again, she didn’t laugh. He feared he had lost her.

On his way to the bedroom, he said to her in his head, “Honey, where’s the gun?”