Tag: bestiality

Satire

Lawyer Says Stuffed Animal Seduced His Client

The attorney for Leonard Smith, caught fornicating with a stuffed animal in a parked white van, says that his client plans to sue Mattel, the maker of the poodle with whom Smith was apprehended.

“Mattel failed to put a warning label on the dog, which, Smith contends, ‘was very lifelike.'”

Fiction

When in Iowa

A small community in Iowa was outraged when two of its prominent members were “outed” in a revenge porn video. Their faces were blurry and only their first initials had been printed, still their neighbors retaliated by posting copycat videos of themselves and their dogs engaging in the same act.