Friday, March 6, 2026
Flash

Stones Release Most Overrated Album Yet?

It’s called Hackney Diamonds, and most critics are doing #3 in their pants, saying it’s the Stones best work in forty years.

“This band has never sounded more alive,” crowed The Guardian.

Others point out, however, that “even corpses are capable of twitching and emmitting sounds after they have died.”

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