How Today’s Young Adults Can Tell If They “Had a Night

They wake up with snack debris in places snacks should never migrate.

The dog refuses to make eye contact and keeps pretending to read the mail.

The car’s steering wheel has a suspiciously tacky film that was not there yesterday.

They discover neatly stacked “Mutual Understanding & Vibes Agreement” forms under their pillow.

Their phone contains a new batch of mysteriously artistic selfies, none of which they remember posing for.

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They have a sudden urge to take themselves out to lunch.