Fluid Is As Fluid Does
Some of today’s trend-chasing philosophers insist that everything about personal identity is negotiable, which raises an interesting possibility.
Why stop at gender or personality types? Why shouldn’t age be fluid, too?
Be creative. Think outside the calendar. Express your age in dog years. Or parrot years. Cat years? Light years? Why not? Age is only a number, and numbers are notoriously flexible these days.
⚠️ Satire lives here. If you came looking for facts, bring your own.
If you came looking for medical, spiritual, or legal advice, try prayer.