Monday, January 19, 2026
Flash

No One Locks Their Doors Around Here

“There were no signs of forced entry,” the investigating officer said.

“No one locks their doors around here,” the dead woman’s husband replied.

He burst into tears as the stretcher bearing his wife’s body was loaded into an ambulance.

Then he secured the house, got into his car, and followed.

⚠️ Satire lives here. If you came looking for facts, bring your own.
If you came looking for medical, spiritual, or legal advice, try prayer.