Dawn
The rooster began crowing to beat hell at 5:00 a.m. It was the first sound that Tom heard.
Half asleep he thought, “If you wake my old man again, you stupid chicken.”The “stupid chicken” crowed a second time, louder.
The third sound Tom heard came from his father’s shotgun.
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If you came looking for medical, spiritual, or legal advice, try prayer.