You Can’t Satirize This Shit, #10

“Trudeau to install tampon dispensers in every possible bathroom, including mens”

In his latest brainstorm, Justin Trudeau announced that all facilities in federal public service departments, crown corporations, banks, airports, and train yards will be stocked with menstrual products, a decision critics say reflects his government’s ongoing mission to out-progressive itself.

These free products are taxpayer-funded.

Skeptics predict the real winners will be households whose partners suddenly discover a mysterious new source of free supplies.