Top Ten People Riley Cooper Wants to Fight

PHILADELPHIA–Eagles wide receiver Riley Cooper started a conversation on race in America when he declared at a Kenny Chesney concert in June, “I will jump that fence and fight every nigger here, bro.”

Mr. Cooper’s threat eventually went viral on the internet, prompting a merde rain of indignation over his outburst. Hoping to convince people that he bore no special animosity toward “the blacks,” Mr. Cooper issued a series of tweets in which he said he would also like to fight . . .

10. Every dyke at a NASCAR race
9. Every retard at the Special Olympics
8. Every member of Mothers Against Drunk Drivers
7. Renee Zellweger
6. Every liberal who says George Zimmerman is guilty
5. Every crippled person who takes a good parking space near a restaurant
4. Every Mexican who’s in this country illegally
3. Every towel head that I can’t understand at Dunkin’ Donuts
2. Every (gay man) at a Taylor Swift concert
1. Every woman with 15 items in the 10-item-only express line

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