Tag: Willie Nelson

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Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame Shits the Bed Again

This year’s inductees are:

Kate Bush, dour folkie singer-songwriter.
Sheryl Crow, “5th Greatest Alternative Artist of all time” (Billboard).
Missy Elliott, cranky, overbearing, white-folk-hating rapper.
George Michael, legit
Willie Nelson, WTF?!?!
Rage Against the Machine, “blends” heavy metal, rap, punk, funk, and socialism.
The Spinners, lame, high-stepping Motown R&B/soul group

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Five Faces Most Likely to Appear on Toast

Taylor Swift–most often appears on gluten-free wheat toast

Joseph Biden–difficult to see because he always forgets to adjust the toaster

Willie Nelson–appears on untoasted bread if you’re really high

Queen Elizabeth II–popular among dementia sufferers, who often think she’s Betty White

You–thanks to the magic of the Selfie Toaster