Thursday, May 14, 2026
Flash

Rock ‘n’ Roll Hall of Fame Shits the Bed Again

This year’s inductees are:

Kate Bush, dour folkie singer-songwriter.
Sheryl Crow, “5th Greatest Alternative Artist of all time” (Billboard).
Missy Elliott, cranky, overbearing, rapper with a PhD in intimidating timid listeners.
George Michael, legit
Willie Nelson, WTF?!?!
Rage Against the Machine, a band that blends heavy metal, rap, punk, funk, and Wednesday-night political study groups..
The Spinners, lame, high-stepping Motown R&B/soul group

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