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FlashNovember 10, 2023October 16, 2024

Updates For Old White Man App Due from Apple, Google

These will include a cell phone blocker that can be set to activate whenever a cell phone rings within 50 feet; a prostate checker that sends a warning text whenever a prostate reading is elevated; a digital coupon good for 10% off at all McDonald’s; and a gray-panther pussy finder.