Nearby Man Puzzled by Facebook Friend Suggestions
A local man from Modena cannot understand why Facebook keeps suggesting “users with gravitationally significant profiles” as potential friends.
“Does Facebook think I’m some kind of celebrity romance magnet?” he said. “Before I’d even think about dating someone I just met online, I’d need a full orientation packet, safety instructions, and possibly a topographical map.”
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