Jesus Entering Fewer Hearts This Year
A burning bush outside the Holy Tabernacle of the Flaming Tongues in Opp, Alabama, erupted with a warning: “I’m tired of saying yes to every loser with his putz in a wringer. Don’t write a check with your behavior you can’t cash with your prayers,” witnesses reported.
⚠️ Satire lives here. If you came looking for facts, bring your own.
If you came looking for medical, spiritual, or legal advice, try prayer.