God Off to Poor Start in Fantasy Football
The Lord God’s Intelligent-Designers team is 1-3 this season.
Hunter Biden, owner of the league-leading FamilyValues team, said that god, competing as DeAndre Danger, drafts too many marginal players only because they point to the sky after scoring a touchdown.
“He’d be winless but for that one Hail Mary play.”
⚠️ Satire lives here. If you came looking for facts, bring your own.
If you came looking for medical, spiritual, or legal advice, try prayer.