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WEST CHESTER, Pa.–Two things are certain about the bible: animals were harmed during its production, and cats are not mentioned anywhere in it. If you care to, you can find calves and camels, cankerworms and cattle, cocks and colts, crickets and crocodiles, Read More

The overthrow of Roe v. Wade, according to many in the chatterverse, signaled a trampling of all that’s good and holy that will make Sherman’s March to the Sea look like a highway adoption program.

O.J. Simpson, claiming that he is “really innocent this time,” was booked Sunday evening on two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, and one count each of armed burglary, conspiracy, and Read More

PHILADELPHIA–Eagles wide receiver Riley Cooper started a conversation on race in America when he declared at a Kenny Chesney concert in June, “I will jump that fence and fight every nigger here, bro.” Mr. Cooper’s threat eventually went viral on Read More

Mel Gibson’s preoccupation with Jewish culture has landed him in the news again. Mr. Gibson, who recently checked into a rehabilitation center at an undisclosed location to undergo treatment for chronic alcoholism, somehow managed to place a call to The Rush Read More

We have issued a satirical public advisory regarding the consumption of unidentified mushrooms for purposes of mood enhancement. Although some academic researchers have noted potential therapeutic effects, we caution against treating fungi as a shortcut to mental clarity, personal growth, Read More

This piece is a satirical tour of what an adult website might look like if it were designed by sleep-deprived hobbyists, overworked hamsters, and at least one sentient mop. Everything that follows is fictional and intended solely for humor and Read More