You Can’t Satirize This Shit, #8
“Florida woman threatens to kill ex-boyfriend, new girlfriend if they didn’t have Christmas threesome with her”
Cynthia Ann Ray, 38, was arrested and charged with one count of aggravated stalking and other offenses. When deputies found Ray, she was inside a tent she had put up on her mother’s property.
⚠️ Satire lives here. If you came looking for facts, bring your own.
If you came looking for medical, spiritual, or legal advice, try prayer.