Sunday, April 19, 2026
Flash

Biden’s Dog Commander Heading for Ukraine

He’s bitten Secret Service personnel eleven times. He’s in the Army now, and better off for it, says one observer.

“That dog was bred to do a real job, not act as an emotional support animal for a doddering old man who gets lost at the end of a leash.”

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