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Fiction

You Can’t Satirize This Shit, #6

“A Francisco Prostitute Says He Killed Victim Who Realized He Is Transgender and Wanted Refund”

Leion Butler, 20, killed Hamza Walupupu, 32, after Walupupu had discovered Butler was transgender and wanted a refund following Mr. Butler’s oral ministrations..

Butler’s mother helped clean Walupupu’s vehicle and get rid of his belongings

Satire

Ten Other Things Named “Kelce”

“Kelce” is among the top-trending dog names in the country—up 135% in a year—according to Rover, a Seattle-based matchmaker that connects pet owners with pet sitters and dog walkers.

In addition people hung that name on other items: penises, vaginas, farts, gerbils, drinks, cats, streets. new stars, assholes, oral sex.