Fluid Is As Fluid Does

The insistence by certain pitiable malcontents that gender is fluid raises an interesting possibility.

Why stop at gender? Why shouldn’t age be fluid, too?

Be creative. Think outside the calendar. Express your age in dog years. Or parrot years. Cat years? Light years? Why not? Age is only a number.

Conservative

image of conservative political button

A conservative is afraid that somebody, somewhere is having a good time without his approval. Conservatives don’t like anything to happen that hasn’t happened before. They want to take your money and give it to people richer than you are so they can buy expensive bottled water for their dogs.