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Tag: Caster Semenya

FlashNovember 9, 2023May 30, 2024

You Can’t Satirize This Shit #2 “My Testicles … Don’t Make Me Less of a Woman”

Double Olympic champion Caster Semenya, 32, claims to be a woman, despite having been born without a uterus.

“At the end of the day,” Semenya said, “I do not care about being born without a uterus, being born with internal testicles—those don’t make me less of a woman.”

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