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Left to my own devices, which is seldom a good idea, I decided to bring Lady Chatterley’s Lover to school to share with my friends. I had read the newly released, previously banned novel one otherwise slow weekend early in my senior year in prep school.
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Two certain facts about the bible: animals were harmed during its production; cats are not mentioned in it.
After shallow consideration, we offer three possible explanations for this oversight:
Even god could not give man dominion over cats.
Cats wanted script approval.
Cats have nine lives, god has only three.