F-word and C-word Almost Come to Blows

Last night at Them’s Fightin’ Words Lounge, the C-word and the F-word got into an altercation.

“The F-word called the C-word the C-word,” said the A-word.

“No S-word, I thought they wuz gonna throw down,” said the N-word.

“Hamas must be destroyed,” shouted the K-word from across the room.