About me, Philip J. Maggitti, actually. I’m taking the liberty of using the editorial “Us” here, if you please, and even if you don’t please, because I’m (ir)responsible for everything on this website but the images, most of which the Writecream AI program produced more or less per my instructions.
That’s our editorial assistant, Penny Plush Bottom, opening the mail. She’s from Tuscaloosa and proud of it. Roll Tide. Roll Penny.
In conclusion, I am an 82-year-old retired freelance writer and editor. I have written eight books and nearly 1,000 articles during the last 43 years, and I have won a number of awards for my work. Not bad for someone whose father always called him “The world’s laziest white man.”