Waitress
“Careful, Hon, that plate’s hot,” the waitress said.
“Not as hot as I am,” he snickered.
His wife rolled her eyes.
“What, you don’t think I’m hot?”
“Your brother’s hotter.”
“Can I get youse anything else?” the waitress asked.
“A towel,” he replied, tossing his drink into his wife’s face.
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