Who Is T.J. Eckleburg?

A godlike presence whose eyes stare in judgement on a sinful world.

A near-sighted sumbitch who doesn’t see eye-to-eye with anybody.

A minor character with a non-speaking role in The Great Gatsby.

A faded, weather-beaten occultist’s sign on a desolate road to nowhere.

Maybe some, maybe none, of the above.