Ten Things You Should Quit Doing While Not Going Gently into That Good Night
1. Organized religion
2. Voting
3. Seat belts
4. Making sure your zipper’s up
5. Paying for music, books, and/or movies
6. Wearing that lame-ass gray beard/goatee
7. Pissing indoors all the time
8. Apologizing to anyone younger than you are
9. Stupid old-fart hats
10. Bathing or showering regularly
