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What Was I in a Former Life?

By philmaggittiFlashOctober 14, 2023October 16, 2023
image of king standing in front of a castle

I can’t have been a prince. They’re all taken. Kings? Gone, too. Queens? I don’t see myself in a dress. Everyone talented, noble, heroic, charismatic, or enlightened has already been claimed. And why not? Being important in a previous life, is much easier than being a success in this one.

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