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One afternoon when a friend was visiting, I told my ex-wife, “I’m going out drinking. If you’re here when I get back, I’ll kill you.”
Hours later my friend and I returned.
“You coming in?”
“Right. I’ll call tomorrow.”
When he called, I didn’t answer, just to mess with him.